Celeb

So, you want to know the Wonders of the 40k Celeb Gamemode eh?

Short Version of this Guide
Type in 'SUICIDE' you will get a YES or NO question. Click Yes. GOOD JOB! You won the round!

Celeb's Job
The Celeb's job, is to ensure that they do not begin with a name like 'Justin Bieber', or 'John Cena', or Else, you'll be feeling rockets up your ass as soon as you leave your shuttle.

Now, you must take quick, and sneaky routes, and make your way to the Theatre. Failure to do so will result in being brig'd, then executed, or the Lord Inquisitor issues a public beating upon you.

You must PERFORM at the Theatre. Expect to meet heavy resistance, that includes clown HONKING, Inquisitor BURNING, and being force fed Mutagen.

Now, you MUST run like hell to your Shuttle, if it is not there by the Time you finish performing, that means your stuck onboard outpost. You can pray to the Emperor that the Outpost protects you. Basically though, if your shuttle is gone...

Consider yourself in the Chef's next Meat pie.

WARNING CELEB
YOU CARRY CERTAIN HERETIC ITEMS, such as Arcane Tombs. If security searches you, your basically screwed.

EITHER WAY your basically screwed if your a celebrity, do the Outpost a favor, and send you and shuttle away as soon as the round Starts.

Everyone's Job
Your Job is to ensure the Celebrity has NO heretic items on there person, go ahead and beat them if they do.

Your Job is to ensure the Celebrity plays GOOD music, if you don't like it, stick a laser rifle up there ass.

Your Job is to ensure they don't get away. Security, be sure to send the clown to hijack the shuttle.

YOUR MOST IMPORTANT JOB IS TO ensure that the Celebrity does not make it off the outpost, NO MATTER WHAT.