How to Goose


 * 1) Be a goose.
 * 2) Address other geese in the area by flapping your wings and asserting your dominance. Make sure you remind them (and are reminded by them) that 'Killing is COOL!'
 * 3) Be a 'Goose on the loose'. Enter the outpost and immediately explore all parts of the installation for bread. No use demanding obedience from the humans if there is perfectly good bread already prepared and laid out for you.
 * 4) Having exhausted all other sources of bread... kill a human. (This lets everyone know that you mean business)
 * 5) Now that they know you mean business.... demand the petty humans bring you bread.
 * 6) Consume all bread they bring.
 * 7) Demand more. You can never have enough bread. Even if you don't plan to eat it- you still want it because you plan to hoard it like a dragon. This is not a diner.... these are the new bread mines where your slaves will work night and day filling the storehouses with precious bread.
 * 8) Wild goose chase! When one of your slaves runs his mouth, remember that you are a lot faster than he is. Chase him down and peck him to death. Once he is dead, order the other humans to take him away to be tortured. Learn to delegate.
 * 9) Select six 'good' slaves from the pen and instruct them to line up behind you and follow you wherever you go. This will be your new family.
 * 10) Teach your new slaves how to grow up to be EXPERT slaves.
 * 11) Choose from the list of four available doomsday weapons.
 * 12) Order your slaves to begin construction on the selected doomsday device.
 * 13) Keep your family humans in key locations through out the construction area to oversee the other slaves and make sure they do not waist valuable time.
 * 14) Call up segmentum command on the trans-solar vox and ask them "Where is your god now?