Category:Sister Hospitaller

Welcome! As a sister hospitaller, you are the best surgeon and medicus on the outpost. Don't let anyone talk shit to you. Because if they are refused adalent during an ork invasion, they are utterly fucked. Right, lets get started!

'''YOUR DUTY TO THE OUTPOST! '''

As a sister hospitaller, your duty is to direct your medical team and stop them from being fucking slackers who shoot speed up their ass and run around like sanic. You are also one of the best people for healing since your surgery mechandrite heals people almost instantly. They don't even have to have an injury that requires surgery, you can literally just knit their wounds back together. Neat!

You also are armed with an inferno pistol. This IS a melta weapon and can be very deadly if you are able to aim. This is best used when you have to run in the middle of a battle field and need to scare off the enemy whilst you save your fallen companions.

'''FUCK A PLAGUE MARINE! '''

If you can, run the fuck away and get some internals and a biohood. Then either go round on an infected killing spree if there is just the odd one or two but if a lot of people are infected try your best to quarantine them in the medbay and make sure they FUCKING STAY THERE.

Next get your ass to virology and keep fucking with a virus until you get anti-bodies metabolism. The best way I do this is make unstable mutagen + Synaptizine (Big beakers god damnit) and then I go and start using the virus until I can isolate the anti-bodies metabolism symptom (You can keep symptoms that are good with the anti-bodies metabolism just try your best not to use bad ones). This is literally the quickest way to cure people without having to run around making secret chems and drugs to cure different strains.

Virology Guide:

☀https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Infections (Credit to TG station)

'''I QUIT. FUCK THIS SHIT! '''

Renegade huh? As a heretic hospitaller you are a very deadly fucking opponent. Plenty of people will need healing and thats when you inject them with triage and anaesthetic. Or heres another way you could fuck people over, make a shit ton of medibots and fill their beakers with polytrinic acid. That will burn the fuckers inside out.

With this job you are essentially the best fighter there. Your inferno pistol is a meltaweapon and can melt down reinforced walls with one shot. Have fun stealiing a shit ton of guns from the armory and dodging shots like your on speed (because you will be on speed :D).

Thats all I guess. It's time for you to go on your way -sniff-. Oh, also if you find secret chems send me some >:D

~jordan54707

IG name: Faith547